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Originally published on FACT.

Ashes, blood… and now this.

Velocity of Sound has announced a new release by Eohippus entitled ‘Getting Your Hair Wet With Pee’, and — true to its title — the vinyl is allegedly the “the world’s first hair filled, piss soaked vinyl.”

The record is limited to 100 copies and we’re sure it will sell out. A note for collectors: “this unique item lends itself to surface noise and no two singles look alike.” Good to know.

If you’re wondering what Eohippus sounds like, the song is described as “an anthem so majestic, it makes the Star-Spangled Banner sound like a dog vomiting in comparison… This is a song convicted of love and trust.”

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